Monday, October 18, 2010

Monday's Maladies...

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Welcome to week 3 of Monday's Maladies!




"Inflammatory Howl Disease"


This disease affects werewolves. Very much like strep throat, the best thing to do is rest your voice. Unfortunately, when a full moon rises, werewolves cannot resist the urge to howl, which leads to a severely sore throat and irritability.

"Pnemoania"

This affects new witches and warlocks. Symptoms are similar to what humans call the 'flu.'
There is general stiffness and soreness of the body which leads to loud moaning by the witch or warlock who is ill.

"Cowllergies"


This is seasonal and related to hay fever. Those affected will involuntarily conjure a cow with each sneeze.
Although it is not considered dangerous to the witch, it IS dangerous to those nearby as there is no control over where the cow will land. Therefore, one needs to use caution so as not to get squished.


"Batulism"

Similar to Felineicity. This typically affects those witches and warlocks who turn themselves into bats frequently. Since it affects the sinuses and ears, Batulism impairs the sonar used to fly while in bat form. This causes erratic flying and crashes, which are often fatal. Batulism has been known to cross contaminate into vampire clans.

1 comment:

Jane Kaylor said...

hope you are getting better… sore throat is not a lot of fun its just uncomfortable and difficult to swallow.

usually, i would take the Nim Jiom Cough Syrup (www.geocities.jp/ninjiom_hong_kong/index_e.htm ) which has a thick consistency formulation. it coats the throat and includes herbs that are particularly good for that application.

i hope it works on you as well.

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