I found this little card the other day when I was cleaning out a teapot I had bookmarks in. It is seriously old y'all. I had this little card stuck in my VW bug's ashtray in college!
Of course, she laughed. But she was dead serious as she was admonishing me for giving people the "wrong idea" about what kind of girl I was.
After all, what would people think if they knew I used THAT kind of language!